John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's...qualities...to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician. And here's what we came up with:
Statuesque blonde Joe Lieberman | Promiscuous Larry Craig | Relentlessly self-promoting Barack Obama |
Attempted acting Fred Thompson | Wears too much makeup Chris Dodd | Attempted singing Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Jim Jeffords |
Won the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream"
| Spent time as a prisoner John McCain | Dog wrote a memoir George W. Bush |
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