Celebrities have it hard. So, so hard. Which makes it understandable when they need to unwind by giving a verbal vasectomy to the lazy, non-famous mouth-breathing, bottom-feeders they are forced to work with.

We totally understand.

That's why we were so thrilled by Christian Bale's blow-up on the set of "Terminator Salvation" getting leaked on the Internet. For those that don't know, the director of photography was double-checking his work and accidentally walked into a scene during a shoot. Bale tells the lighting guy, "I'm going to f***ing kick your f***ing ass if you don't shut up for a second." So sweet.

To commemorate this most special occasion, we've rounded up our all-time favorite celebrity rants. Needless to say, every entrant in this list is decidedly NSFW. Enjoy, you miserable, worthless *#@!s.

Bill O'Reilly -- "F**k it! We'll do it live!"


Casey Kasem -- "I want a goddamn concerted effort not to come out of a f***ing up tempo record every time I do a goddamn death dedication!"



Alex Trebek -- "You dumb son-of-a-b*tch, you don't watch it 24 hours a day."


Chris Berman -- "It's like, no one has ever worked on TV here before?"



David O. Russell - "F**k you! I'm just trying to f***ing help you!"



Paul Anka -- "'You thought'? You thought! You thought eight things tonight!"

Orson Welles -- "Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'in July' and I'll go down on you."

And stay tuned for a rundown of our favorite celebrity rant remixes. Christian Bale already has not one, but two.

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