Friday, July 11, 2008

'Dark Knight' spares us the back stories

“The Dark Knight” doesn’t open till next Friday, but already Christopher Nolan’s “Batman Begins” sequel is being favorably compared to the first film. I’ve seen “The Dark Knight,” and I can tell you a big reason:

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Although most sequels turn out to be inferior to their predecessors, superhero movies operate under a different set of rules. The introductory installment invariably must detail the hero’s origins. In subsequent movies the hero can get down to business.

“Spider-Man 2” was superior to “Spider-Man.” Many enjoyed “Superman II” more than “Superman”; I’d at least argue that the original 1978 “Superman” gets going only after it dispenses with the back story and fits Christopher Reeve in his cape and tights.

This all makes sense. If you’re a comic-book fan, is your favorite issue the first one or a greater adventure down the line?

George Lucas had it right when he opened “Star Wars” smack in the middle of the overall saga. He blew it when he later devoted three entire movies to an unsatisfying explanation of how Darth Vader got to be so evil. No one asked.

Hannibal Lecter fascinated readers and viewers in “The Silence of the Lambs” (and previously, “Red Dragon”/“Manhunter”). Trying to make sense out of how he became a liver-and-fava-beans-munching cannibal, as author Thomas Harris and director Peter Webber did in the book and movie of “Hannibal Rising,” was a wasted effort.

The biggest problem with Tim Burton’s “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” adaptation was all of that added blather about how Willy Wonka was shaped by his troubled relationship with his father. Willy Wonka is magical. You don’t explain magic.

Christopher Nolan (a former Evanstonian!) gets it. Praise is justifiably being heaped on the late Heath Ledger for his nervy, charismatically wacko turn as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.” But a key reason Ledger was able to thrive was that the director and his co-writer brother Jonathan Nolan didn’t bog down the character with a heavy load of expository baggage.

Twice in the movie, the Joker tells someone how he became such a bizarre, scarred, face-painted spectacle, and one explanation bears no relation to the other. All we learn is that he’s a twisted liar, and we need not know more. Christopher Nolan, who has likened the Joker to the shark in “Jaws,” gives Ledger the freedom to define this psychopathic villain, and we sit and watch, riveted by how he does so.

In contrast, the one aspect of “The Dark Knight” that’s been drawing criticism is the handling of a dramatic transition made by the upright district attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart). Here’s a character who, unlike the Joker, does have a narrative arc, but presenting it to audiences in a way that scans emotionally while working in a comic-book context is a bit of a reach.

Mind you, I’m not arguing against character development. If anything Spider-Man’s character and struggles deepen in that second movie (before they go kablooey in the third). But the most compelling heroes and villains are forces that operate beyond the realm of logic.

We can be transfixed by Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh in “No Country for Old Men” or Dennis Hopper’s Frank Booth in “Blue Velvet” without knowing how they came to be that way. Likewise, audiences immediately warmed up to James Bond in “Dr. No” and Indiana Jones in “Raiders of the Lost Ark” without knowing their biographical histories. True, “Casino Royale” did serve as a semi-formal reintroduction to Agent 007, but it still doesn’t tell you how Bond became such a brute force.

The truth is that most extreme personalities defy explanation, and that’s as it should be. If real-life friends and acquaintances sometimes prompt us to shake our heads and say, “Gee, I thought I knew them,” then why should the most interesting movie characters be easily summed up?

We don’t watch superhero movies so we can understand these larger-than-life figures. Being amazed by them is more than enough.

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Exclusive: A Look At The Script For Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards!

Quentin Tarantino has just gone out with his long-anticipated script Inglorious Bastards about World War II.

I scored the awesome script and took a look. ALSO PLEASE NOTE THAT TARANTINO spells Bastards with an E as in Basterds.

Here is a preview of Tarnatino’s kickassery!

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine, and I’m putting together a special team. And I need me eight soldiers. Eight – Jewish – American – Soldiers. Now y’all might have heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leavin a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwackin’ guerilla army, we’re gonna be doin one thing, and thing only, Killin Nazi’s. The members of the Nationalist Socialist Party, have conquered Europe through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do to them. Now I don’t know about y’all. But I sure as hell, didn’t come down from the goddamn smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi’s lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. There the foot soldiers of a Jew hatin, mass murderin manic, and they need to be destroyed. That’s why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a Nazi uniform, there gonna die. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty, in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heals, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans, will be sickened by us. And the Germans, will talk about us. And the Germans, will fear us. And when the Germans close their eyes at night, and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us, that it tortures them with. But I got a word of warning to all would be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me, personally. Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me, one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred Nazi’s or you will die trying.

-Lt. Aldo Raine aka Aldo the Apache


That folks is pretty much the jist of what Tarantino's masterpiece is about. Per Seth Rogen, Jews got laid because of Eric Bana in Munich. If that is the case, then Jews are going to be having 70’s era Hugh Hefner style orgies because of the eight badasses of Tarantino’s INGLORIOUS BASTERDS! The Basterds are not in the prisoner takin business. The Basterds are in the killin Nazi business. And cousin business is boomin according to Lt. Aldo. The role of Lt. Aldo has been offered to Brad Pitt who would be on some serious crack if he passes on this.

The above monologue was taken from the opening of the 2nd chapter of 5 titled: Inglorious Basterds – my favorite chapter. Don’t get me wrong, Chapter One: Once Upon a Time … Nazi Occupied France , Chapter Three: German Night in Paris, Chapter Four: Operation Kino, Chapter Five: Revenge of the Giant Face are very solidly written. Chapter 5 is a nailbiter.

If you took the bad guy swagger of RESERVOIR DOGS, the uber coolness and structure of PULP FICTION, throw in the revenge angle of KILL BILL, set it in World War II – you get INGLORIOUS BASTERDS.

My favorite basterd? SGT. Donny Donowitz aka THE BEAR JEW. He bashes in German soldier’s skulls with a baseball bat. According to the German legend, The Bear Jew is a Golem. An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!

Where there are good guys, there are bad guys and the main bad guy of this 165 page epic is COL. HANS LANDA aka THE JEW HUNTER. An evil fucker and a delicious role for someone like Tim Roth.

Plot-wise, what is INGLORIOUS BASTERDS about?

The bastards have to take part in OPERATION KINO, go behind enemy lines and bomb a movie theater in Nazi occupied France which is premiering Goebble’s (Hitler’s right hand man) latest German propaganda war film. A French Jewish teenager named SHOSANNA (her family is massacred by Col Landa in Chapter 1), flees to Paris, where she winds up running the movie theater that the bastards have to bomb.

Shosanna has her own plans for the German hierarchy on premiere night.

Hands down, the script was the most enjoyable read of the year for me so far. Again, a masterpiece.

Killer dialogue, excellent execution, and master craftsmanship by Tarantino.

The script is supposed to go into production this October to premiere in Cannes next May and I am eager as hell to see the finished product. Trust me folks, waiting all these years for Tarantino to be done with

INGLORIOUS BASTERDS was worth the wait.

HASTA EL PROXIMO CAPITULO…

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Kanye West Lashes Out In Response To Blogs Anger-Management Story


One can only imagine how many sparks were flying off Kanye West's Mac Air after he returned from the holiday weekend and saw the story in Friday's Chicago Sun-Times, reporting that his management team was considering signing him up for anger-management classes in an attempt to curb the rapper's infamous temper tantrums.

Never one to let a good deed go unpunished, West vigorously denied the story on his blog on Monday. The headline said it all: "No Anger Management ... If Anything I Need Anger Enhancement! LOL!!!" In the rant, West made it clear that what you read is not necessarily always the truth.

"Do y'all remember when people said my fiancee was pregnant???? ... I'm just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it," he wrote. "I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I'm going to anger management something or 'nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah ... SIIIIIIGGGHHHH! I told the media you can't make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself."

West's, ahem, angry response was inspired by comments from an unnamed "insider" in his camp, who reportedly told the Sun-Times gossip columnist that they thought anger-management classes would improve West's own "personal psychological well-being and relationship with friends," as well as help him get some lucrative endorsement deals.

The source said that a major cosmetics firm and an auto manufacturer are interested in signing up the rap star — who recently flamed Bonnaroo stage managers for being "squid brains" after his poorly received 4:30 a.m. set — but they are concerned about "how easy he'll be to work with."

In addition to showing how much control 'Ye has over his anger, the blog post schooled us on what kinds of things are appropriate to bring up the next time we sit down with the Louis Vuitton Don. "I don't know if everyone has realized this yet, but I don't do interviews. If there's anything I wanna say, I'll say right here on my own blog."

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