By George 'El Guapo' Roush
Jason's butt ugly face has been revealed in these behind the scenes pictures of the upcoming unnecessary why are they wasting the money remake of Friday the 13th. I guess this re imagining of the horror series' hook is that Jason runs after his victims instead of walks after them. Why does he need to run? His victims always tripped over their own stupidity at least twice when they decided to run off into the pitch black woods after skinny dipping by themselves with only the moonlight to guide them back to camp.
I'd like to see Jason end up at some Jesus camp or accidentally stumble across a bunch of LARPer's dicking around in the woods throwing imaginary magic missiles. Then we'd have a party.
Click the picture below to check out more shots of a man who is so tall (6'5) he probably plays hoops in between stupid teenager killing sessions.