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Saturday, October 25, 2008

TOP 10 FEMALE CELEBRITIES WHO NEED TO DO A TOPLESS SCENE ALREADY


It's an unwritten rule between men and hot female celebrities. We support them and their hotness and in return they eventually show us what their breasts look like. There are certain really hot celebrities with really nice boobs who are currently breaking the law. They're doing tons of movies and not taking their tops off in any of them. The situation is getting out of hand and it needs to stop right now. We had a deal!

#10 Katherine Heigl - How she managed to get through the filming of Knocked Up and not show her boobs is baffling. She even had the nerve to do a sex scene with her bra on. Nobody, and I mean nobody has sex with a girl with her bra on!


#9 Mandy Moore - It's time for Mandy to drop the cute innocent act and show her candy apples already. That's all I have to say about this one.


#8 Evangeline Lilly - Now that she's dropped the hobbit, it's time to show her Lilly's. Does she really think she's going to get any non-topless work after Lost? Exactly.




#7 Jennifer Love Hewitt - The bottom line here is you don't have boobs that awesome and not share them with the world. I think a nice little late night Cinemax movie called "Party Of Two" should do the trick.




#6 Rachel Bilson -I think we might need to get Mischa Barton involved on this one. She can explain to Rachel how it's really not that bad and how it does wonders for your career. It actually won't do anything for her career, but shhhhhh ... don't tell Rachel that.




#5 Lindsay Lohan - The nude photoshoot with the sheets in front of her was nice and all but let's get real. Lindsay was put on this planet for one reason and one reason only. To show us those awesome hooters.


#4 Jessica Alba - Now that she's got her post-baby boobs to work with, this is no longer up for discussion. Jessica showing her boobies will instantly solve our global economic crisis.




#3 Megan Fox - The on-set topless captures sure were nice and whoever allowed her to wear those nipple pasties should be assassinated. Fortunately Megan is such a bad actress that it's only a matter of time.



#2 Jessica Biel - Dear Justin Timberlake, you and you alone have the power to make this happen. What's the first rule we learn as kids ... sharing means caring. And Jessica, you take all time you need but make it happen.




#1 Scarlett Johansson - They're just so plump and round and ... delicious. Scarlett showing her milk dispensers would end terrorism, lower gas prices and cure world hunger all at the same time. That's right Scarlett, the balls is your court. No pressure.





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