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Monday, August 4, 2008

Which Political Figures Are Really Like Paris Hilton?

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's...qualities...to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician. And here's what we came up with:

Statuesque blonde


Joe Lieberman
Promiscuous



Larry Craig
Relentlessly self-promoting
Barack Obama
Attempted acting


Fred Thompson
Wears too much makeup

Chris Dodd

Attempted singing

Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Jim Jeffords
Won the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream"


Howard Dean

Spent time as a prisoner

John McCain
Dog wrote a memoir
George W. Bush

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